Am I Funded?

The Funded Ratio

A series applying actuarial principles to individual retirement portfolios, by J. R. Calder. Read in any order; taken together, the essays are the argument.

  1. 01
    How Much Do You Need to Retire? Price It, Don't Guess

    Price the spending instead of guessing at a multiple. Five numbers, one ratio.

  2. 02
    Why Monte Carlo Is Theatre

    A probability of success tells you nothing about what is wrong.

  3. 03
    You Have a Six-Figure Asset You're Not Counting

    Social Security is a bond you already own. Price it that way.

  4. 04
    Your Retirement Fund Has Bad Beta

    Not all risk is paid for. Some of it just moves against your liability.

  5. 05
    The 15-Year Mismatch You Don't Know About

    Your spending behaves like a 20-year bond. Your portfolio behaves like a 4-year one.

  6. 06
    Inflation Beta: Which Assets Actually Hedge Inflation

    TIPS hedge inflation, gold half hedges it, and a 60/40 portfolio does not.

  7. 07
    What Interest Rates Actually Do to Your Retirement

    A bond rally lifts your portfolio and raises the price of your retirement by more.

  8. 08
    Why Property Feels Safe but Isn't

    Illiquid, undiversified, and priced off the same real rates as everything else.

  9. 09
    Your Funded Ratio Is Not Your Net Worth

    Austen described Darcy by his income, not his capital. She used the right units.

  10. 10
    The One Number That Matters

    One framework, one number, one calculation you can do today.

Bonus

  1. 11
    Die With Zero Is Right, and It Needs Better Math

    Money you die with is money you wasted. Spending it down needs a denominator.

  2. 12
    You Can't Eat Expected Returns

    Your planner discounts your spending at 7%. Nobody eats an expected return.

  3. 13
    What Is Risk? Cash Is Not Safe

    Risk is not something an asset has. It is what it does to what you are funding.

  4. 14
    Why You Won't Spend Your Portfolio

    Income gets spent. Money you have to sell first does not, and the 4% rule needs selling.

  5. 15
    The Tax on Money You Have Not Received

    The inflation adjustment is taxed before it is paid. In a taxable account that takes about half the coupon.